Just pictures and ramblings of my lame life. I love painting my nails, playing with my dogs, fall days, cooking, my job (perfusionist), and music!
Jim Halpert:Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute:That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert:False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute:That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim Halpert:Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute:Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
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Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 PM
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely, Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.
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how many of you would be interested in seeing us make and release a special limited edition tee each month?
also, what color tees do you want us to print more of? do you want to see more bright stuff? or should we stick to black, white, red, grey?
I would love to see a variety of colors. I love the navy anchor shirt!! It would also be nice to be able to choose from different colors for each shirt. I can’t wait for the spring line!
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